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    ...as listed by Askmen.com.

    Drum roll please.

    Number 10!: Your Conquest Count

    Number 9!: Your Income

    Number 8!: The Location of your Stash of Porn

    Number 7!: Your Weaknesses (i.e. your wussy moments)

    Number 6!: Your Strip Club Experiences

    Number 5!: Your Wierder Fantasies

    Number 4! The Amount of your "Alone" Time.

    Number 3!: Ex-Girlfriend Memorabilia

    Number 2!: Your Embarressing Moments

    And!!!!!!!

    Number 1!: Your Cheating Past.

    In Honorable Mention are: Dirt on Your Friends.

    Discuss

    <font color="#99FFCC"><font size="1">[ October 17, 2005 11:20 PM: Message edited by: HeWhoIs ]</font></font>

    <font color="#99FFCC"><font size="1">[ October 17, 2005 11:32 PM: Message edited by: Airguitar of Imbalance ]</font></font>

    <font color="#99FFCC" size="1">[ October 17, 2005 11:36 PM: Message edited by: HeWhoIs ]</font>

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    What's a "stip" club?

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    It says strip club, tough guy.

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    Check it again.

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    Anyway, having been married I can testify that she has full disclosure on all but 8 and 5. 1 doesn't count.

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    No, still says Strip.


    I can understand the money part when your married, but the rest?

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    Must've had something on my screen...

    Because if she couldn't trust me, and since I don't trust myself, we'd be going nowhere.

    10. Short list.
    9. Meh.
    8. Encrypted...
    7. Didn't have to tell her.
    6. Why not?
    5. For her sake, I try to keep her out of my head.
    4. What does "Alone" mean?
    3. Burned.
    2. Most of them occur in her presence.
    1. Ain't dunnit.

    Plus, she puts up with my habits rather well. Although, as I type this she's stamping her foot about all of the action figures on the bed. Oops.

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    For #4, do I really need to come out and spell it for you?

    And what do you mean you don't trust yourself.

    HELLO Mrs. IMBALANCE. MY CONDOLANCES.

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    If not for her, I'd be dead. Or vice versa. Or both.

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    Drink yourself to death?

    <font color="#99FFCC" size="1">[ October 18, 2005 05:58 PM: Message edited by: Airguitar of Imbalance ]</font>

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